Joe Biden said that he will supply Ukraine with cluster bombs and that this was a very difficult decision. Five minutes after making the decision, the US president explained the difference between a conventional bomb and a cluster bomb. “The first one goes boom, the second one goes Boom, Boom, Boom” – said the dancing leader. See the secret military tests here
The International Atomic Energy Agency has classified the situation at the Zaporizhzhya Nuclear Power Plant as “extremely serious”. In the last inspection, the technicians detected serious security flaws and were unable to swim in the plant's cooling pool: “We found objects similar to explosives, but it was just an old radio” - lamented one of the employees. Tougher security measures are being taken. We already bought a new radio”.
Israeli army begins withdrawal from Jenin, in the north of the West Bank, after an operation that killed 12 people. “The operation was a success. Right on target!” - celebrated a commander involved. The doubt of the report is whether this person knows the meaning of the word “target”.
The current president of the Palestinian National Authority, Mahmoud Abbas, remains firm and active in his mission.
Japan has not given up on its plan to dump wastewater from the Fukushima nuclear power plant into the sea. Severely damaged by the 2011 tsunami, Japanese technicians don't know what to do with the radioactivity. “We've had enough of Godzillas around here, but a little leak never hurt anybody. At most, a 60cm iguana will appear”- assessed the head of the International Atomic Energy Agency, who was summarily fired.
Mark Zuckergberg hired a new bodyguard to take care of Elon Musk. If Don Corleone were alive...
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