With the rise of fake news, governments around the world are preparing for the worst. Millions of kilometers of "no trespassing” tape have already been purchased.
Breaking News: Updated news from Ukraine says last week's offensive has been neutralized by a counter-offensive. Which in turn came to be called offensive. A counter-counter-offensive is expected for the next few hours…
Dalai Lama, took a spectacular fall from the top of Everest. The spiritual leader of the Tibetans, slipped and kissed a boy on the mouth, with his tongue in the middle. In a note, claiming to be "innocent and playful", the current Lama will need a lot of meditation to reach Nirvana.
Valentine's Day is over but the Chinese cupid continues his mission to unite couples. Biden and Tsai Ing-wen, despite their age, still believe in love.
Leaked classified documents from the Pentagon show the danger of keeping the window open on strong windy days. The White House has already sent an aircraft carrier to military exercises with the aim of measuring forces with the wind.
While Ukraine and Russia measure forces, the North American government watches everything. Better and cheaper than Netflix...
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